Granted that, this Facebook chat is rather odd and old (previous to June 18th 2008), it sets the stage for a story I’ve been periodically writing. Heck I though it was just humorous the idea of creating an epic narrative with fantasy and erotic moments to it. Who knows what kind of odd and mysterious epic narrative it could turn into!?
10:43pm Jason: now, what kind of good human doesn’t want to find out a secret?
10:43pm Benjamin: good ones
10:44pm Jason: just spinning an ever incomprehensible web
it’s what any good pr person does
10:45pm Benjamin: whatev. ur just trouble personified
10:45pm Jason: all right!!!!
10:45pm Benjamin: make u a happy panda?
10:46pm Jason: not quite, more like a happy imp
10:46pm Benjamin: ah, right.
cuz u were once 1
what was it like?
10:46pm Jason:
well being spawn of the forest, we aren’t supposed to speak about the inner workings
yet i shall tell you of my mother
10:47pm Benjamin: I meant of ur emotions
10:47pm Jason: she was a young lass of an oak
10:47pm Benjamin: but do tell
10:47pm Jason: what of my emotions?
10:47pm Benjamin: what it was like…
confused? elated?
10:48pm Jason: to find out i am/was/shall be an imp?
10:48pm Benjamin: huh?
but of ur mother?…
10:49pm Jason: my mother, well she was a young lass, a beautiful oak, and my father well he was an elf
he wanted something as tall and as sturdy as himself, so the natural choice was my mother the great oak of the forest
10:50pm Benjamin: did he do her woodpecker hole?
or her knot?
10:50pm Jason: those hardly reach the core. and watch what you say of my mother!
10:50pm Benjamin: haha
10:51pm Jason: elf and trees physically don’t work together so he asked if it was ok to take one of her graceful boughs and create me from it
does that clear things up?
10:52pm Benjamin: very much so thanks
helps a lot
10:53pm Jason: i should write down the full story sometime
10:53pm Benjamin: for your next narrative epic
10:53pm Jason: sounds good to me
10:54pm Benjamin: do it for senior pseo english…haha
ap fantasy lit.
ap erotica fantasy lit
I’d so take that class
but they would NOT want the book back
…!
10:55pm Jason: what are you talking about it was more fantasy than erotica
maybe i should write an erotica short sometime
10:55pm Benjamin: it could be = for both
do it
haha
I’d laugh my ass off and get excited (maybe) at the same time.
10:56pm Jason: hmm odd possibilities
now if the waddick got ahold of some of my writings ….
;-p
10:56pm Benjamin: whatev. like I said, ur trubble
haha
10:57pm Jason: well it was a pleasure sharing your company, we should do some shiz after i get back on sunday
10:57pm Benjamin: from where?
10:58pm Jason: mennonite central plains delegate conference
10:58pm Benjamin: nice- sounds good
c ya l8er
10:59pm Jason: night
Amusing
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